Happay New Year, Firend

I get this e-mail every 3 days now, and it's always "firend" and "happay" new year. xD

OH HAI, HAPPAY NEW YEAR MAH FIRENDS!

I wanted to put this under Literature > Poetry > Spoken Word, but you can't use a file like this for literature, so I took the next best thing, which isn't half more serious anyway.